*taps glass to get your attention* everyone… i look great
I’m trying so fucking hard right now and you still don’t think I’m good enough
THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battleyes
Thank you so fucking much.
im in teaaars
I will never not reblog this because this guy right here is the best example you could ever have for how to care for an animal in need.
Props to this guy. Thank you for doing what the rest of us wernt around for.
I have so much love for this
i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself